TEEFS

TEEFS is a goblin and ork themed idle clicker where you build a wildly unethical TEEFS based economy from the ground up. Click for TEEFS, buy increasingly absurd businesses, stack upgrades, watch your production spiral into brutal, chaotic excess, and when you reach the peak of great green glory.  Blow it up and do it again with more.  More GREEN, more UPGRADES and MORE TEEFS! It’s fast, funny, deeply satisfying, and packed with the kind of number-go-up gameplay and a rich story that will have you coming back for more every time. 

Features

fast and crunchy, satisfying clicker gameplay
Idle progression with escalating production

Buildings, upgrades, and powerful long-term progression

Achievements, unlocks, and layered systems to chase

Goblin and ork flavored humor, lore, and worldbuilding

Big numbers, bad decisions, and excellent financial strategy by goblin standards

No monetization and No micro-transactions, ever.  You get what you paid for, no more no less.  Simple as.

All future content updates are included in the price of the game.  I’d say free, but you paid for the game.

In da new update, take to Da Trail O’ TEEFS and make your way across four distinct biomes, gatha new krew mates, new wagons an new blastas to take down da enemies an bosses you encounter.  Or get inventin at Da Invention Stashun to provide new tek and pointy bits to da front line in Da Great Siege where your mass o BOIS lay siege to all da keeps in da valley!

What are you waiting here for, you got some TEEFS ta take!