DRINK HUMAN BEANS

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!

Features:

• Relatable phone-based interaction system.

• Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.

• A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.

Privileges:

• Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.

• Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.

• Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
  (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

• Must be able to read, quickly.

• Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.

• Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

• Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.

• Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.

• Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.

• Strong desire to generate Value.

• Tinnitus resistance.

• Morally flexible.

Important System Disclosures:

• Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.

• Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.

• During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.

• Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.

• Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.

Disclaimers:

*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.

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