DEI Manager Simulator

You are the new Head of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.

Your mandate? Raise the Culture Credibility Index (CCI). Leadership is panicked, investors are watching, and you have a lot of emails to answer.

A LINEAR DESCENT INTO MADNESS

Let’s be honest: You cannot save this studio. The ship is sinking, the captain is delusional, and the iceberg is made of good intentions.

This is a linear narrative experience. There are no branching paths to a "happy ending." No strategy saves the studio. Why? Because in this satire, the system itself is the problem. Your job isn’t to fix the leak; it’s to rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic so they look more inclusive while you go down.

GAMEPLAY: THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL

Field unhinged demands from a caricatural leadership team—from organizing "segregated safe spaces" to policing language with an AI bot.

• Choose Your Poison: Will you ruin the team’s morale with a mandatory 8-hour seminar or an intrusive personal survey? It doesn’t matter! The studio will burn either way, but at least you get to pick the color of the flames.

• Manage the Optics: Your choices might not save the company, but they save you. Boost your CCI score to ensure that when the dust settles, you have a shiny Golden Parachute waiting.

• Witness the Train Wreck: Watch the studio crumble in real-time through the "Conscious Connect" social feed, where your employees scream into the void about your policies.

FEATURING:

• 1 Hour of Pure Chaos: A tight, focused satirical story about corporate absurdity.

• Meaningless Choices (Kind of): Pick A or B to see different funny dialogue, but the destination is always the same: Disaster.

• Failing Upwards: The ultimate corporate skill. Can you destroy the product but still get a promotion?

DEI MANAGER SIMULATOR: BECAUSE SOMETIMES, THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO LOOK GOOD LOSING.