Autism, ADHD and Syphilis

Richard Cox II is a no-life, plagued by severe autism and ADHD. A recent mutation afflicting the syphilis pathogen has caused the tertiary stage to go airborne, and the symptoms of dementia and mania to become exacerbated.  To put it simply, the infected become zombies. This doesn’t affect Mr. Cox much. All he has to do is survive 40 days in his apartment, and the pitiful misanthrope will never have to deal with people again. That is, if he can effectively manage his disorders…..

Gain new experiences during your 40-day ordeal:

• Meet your neighbors for the first time, as well as old friends and strangers via your security camera

• Enjoy your favorite meal of tuna and Liquid Aid every day to prolong your existence

• Shoot at zombies from the safety of your ground floor apartment

• Take the time to read classical literature on your phone

• Perhaps most importantly: overcome the handicaps inherent to autism and ADHD

Who knows what awaits at the end of the 40 days? As they say, good things come to those who wait……